Its all Dutch to me

Are we sure that the Dutch language was not put in place by God to let the rest of the world laugh, while the Dutch themselves were relaxed and good natured enough not to take offence.

Take this quote from Dutch footballing great Johan Neeskens about joining Barcelona as a coach. I'm no expert in Dutch, but I might be able to work out what he saying here:

Neeskens: "Barcelona is mijn droomclub"

Yeash...

Martin Jol for Prime Minister!