Goooooooaaaaall de Brasiiiil!

How do you make football even more exciting than it already has the potential to be?

One way is if all the TV networks across the world employed commentators from Brazil. I would much prefer listening to this than John Motson or any old duffer that ITV choses to put on. I especially like the "Brasil!" after Ronaldo's second goal, as it sounds like its introducing a fighter in Street Fighter 2